Healthy Insanity?

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

• At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
• Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
• Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
• Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
• In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
• Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
• As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
• Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
• Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
• Sing Along At The Opera
• Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
• Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
• When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
• When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your life! They're Loose!
• Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Who's the Birthday Girl?!?!

Who has a birthday today?
No matter how many times you
turn your back on 'em, those birthdays
still keep coming......
C'mon-- have you guessed yet? Who's the
birthday girl???

That's right! It's JOANNE!!! Woo Hoo!!
Good Guess!

You're an awesome sis-in-law, Jo! Hope you have a TERRIFIC birthday! Love ya!

Woo Hoo! 23!!!

That's right.... our firstborn is 23.  Whew!  Where has the time gone? 

You've grown up to be an incredible guy! We love you Andrew, and hope you have an awesome birthday.

Andrew & his sisters

Booty shot!