Saturday, April 5, 2008

Top Ten

Top Ten Signs That You Need To Eat More Fruit:

  1. You think grapes are a peel-and-eat item
  2. Your husband is the freshest thing in your house
  3. You stopped at the corner produce stand and purchased Fruit Roll-Ups
  4. Your refrigerator produce drawers are filled with cold cuts and soda cans
  5. You call peaches "those fuzzy kind of orangish fruit"
  6. You think Kool-Aid counts as a fruit serving
  7. You got scared when you saw your kids eating raisins
  8. You tried eating a wax apple
  9. And thought it wasn't half bad
  10. Neither orange nor lemon-scented Pinesol reminds you of anything

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