Random Thoughts For Today--

• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

• God grades on the cross, not the curve.

• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

• The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

• The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.