I work in a school office and often hear and see very amusing things! The other day an adorable blue-eyed kindergartener came into the office and wanted to check in Lost & Found for his jacket. After an unsuccessful search, I asked him if he had checked his classroom thoroughly for his jacket--especially since the students wear uniforms and the jackets all look similar. He said, "Yes, I did! I sniffed all of them, and not ONE of them smelled like me!"
Gotta love kindergarteners. :-)