T-Shirt Wisdom

T-shirt reading is a risky undertaking, to say the least, but here are some recently spotted gems of wisdom:

• Am I getting older... or is the Supermarket playing really great music?
• AUNT: Same kids, no stretch marks
• Sometimes I just wish someone who understands me would tell me what I mean
• Bad Spellers of the World - UNTIE!
  
• DRINK COFFEE - Do stupid things faster with more energy
• They Lied. Hard work has killed lots of people
• I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me
• I childproofed my house but they still get in