- Am I getting older... or is the Supermarket playing really great music?
- AUNT: Same kids, no stretch marks
- Sometimes I just wish someone who understands me would tell me what I mean
- Bad Spellers of the World - UNTIE!
- DRINK COFFEE - Do stupid things faster with more energy
- They Lied. Hard work has killed lots of people
- I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me
- I childproofed my house but they still get in
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
T-shirt reading is a risky undertaking, to say the least, but here are some recently spotted gems of wisdom: